The full female cast of Smash 4!


Happy brothers after being rescued from a circus [video]



Too much romance for Instagram 😍

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Title: Its Not A Side Effect Of The Cocaine, I Am Thinking It Must Be Love
Artist: Fall Out Boy
Album: My Heart Will Always Be The B-side To My Tongue


5 minutes into Euro Truck Simulator and I’ve made the mistake of forgetting that I was in England.


how to tell if someone is really bisexual:

  • if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days. 
  • fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon. 
  • biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
  • some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate

@ dazzyn   Jensen “scruffmonster” Ackles at Rising Con 2010


@ dazzyn   Jensen “scruffmonster” Ackles at Rising Con 2010

On a completely different note, I tried a vegan mayo today and absolutely loved it! And vegan yogurt made with almond milk which was better than I thought it would be!!

We’re about to have some real talk for a few minutes here. For the past few weeks I haven’t been able to figure out why my favorite vibrator just wasn’t doing it for me anymore. I thought maybe I had lost my touch or maybe my body was too focused on wanting physical contact with a dude. I couldn’t figure it out. This vibrator is the best clitoral vibe I’ve ever used. It has a notch cut out at the end that let’s it wrap around your clit. It’s amazing. So you might be able to see why I was so frustrated.

Tonight I realized that maybe it was a battery issue. So I popped a new battery in and holy shit. Back to normal. that may have been the best self love session I’ve had in a long time!



W e recently adopted a couple of kittens. This one, Starbuck, enjoys chewing on books

dear fucking god



our house always had flowers

I realized I accidentally put “had” instead of “has” so it makes seem like I lost my family and belongings to the Cold War

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