ccesamestreet:

spydercyde:

obsessionthenarglesmademedoit:

But why the last one though
what am I not getting

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)

After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.

One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description) 

She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.

Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.

Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..

And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.

zorilita:

Monster High display at SDCC…


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Title: Bang Bang (Feat. Ariana Grande & Nicki Minaj
Artist: Jessie J
Album: Bang Bang - Single

airbenderedacted:

chelle-the-evil-queen:

ashashi-corner:

yamino:

crystalgemcosplay:

My cosplay as Amethyst! 

My Blog: http://jayythepanduh.tumblr.com/

Perfection.

OMG NO THATS TOO GOOD TEACH ME HOW TO BE THIS FABULOUS

this is real life actual Amethyst irl

holyshitspn:

Things Dumbledore Did That’d Be Creepy If You Did them

jacket-buttons:

I used to laugh so much about this.  Not once in all the movies does a woman die on screen.  

I hope that Jurassic World doesn’t break the canon.

katienose:

conquer-gravity:

Flynn’s definitely a punk so I made him a stylish vest with scrap denim

brb crying

bryankjins: My shoot with Tyler Hoechlin for the August issue of August Man Malaysia. 📷 @bryankjins Creative Direction by @mlvncky Styling by @julietvo Grooming by @sydneyzibrak Set Design by @mikmicster Tyler wears @ferragamo #salvatoreferragamo #ferragamo #augustmanmy #teenwolf #derekhale

I’m excited to move to Indy and start a new job. I’m also terrified of basically starting over in a new, bigger city. Of leaving my friends and family 2 hours behind.

mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

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