Out having a pint with a friend when my wife sent me this.
OH VAMPIRE LAKE
TEACH ME EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW
There’s a duck on my sunroof.
Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales.
Women, traumatize others. You are a dragon. You are a wolf. You are a bump in the night. You are the last thing they see in the darkness. You are all of these things and more, you are the heart of their fucking nightmares.
So totally participating in pokehalloween! First day - any pokemon
Killian being a gentleman on their date
there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN