stunningpicture:

Out having a pint with a friend when my wife sent me this.

jonjonathanjon:

joncreamcone:

STUDENT LOANS appeared!! What will you do??

Any guesses as to what I’ve got coming up…

bulbul-e-bismil:

OH VAMPIRE LAKE

TEACH ME EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW

stunningpicture:

There’s a duck on my sunroof.

whowasntthere:

championofazura:

Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales. 

Women, traumatize others. You are a dragon. You are a wolf. You are a bump in the night. You are the last thing they see in the darkness. You are all of these things and more, you are the heart of their fucking nightmares.

methylethylene:

So totally participating in pokehalloween! First day - any pokemon

Daily Hoagie

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hoping-youd-stay:

I am this cat on so many levels

told this joke to my mom… she laughed like she was high.

puggalo:

honeybooprofessor:

cizayox:

fancyqueef:

gnumblr:

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Killian being a gentleman on their date

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

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